2009 American Catholics

You do get bailout money, however, if you can use it to spread contraceptives and reduce the production of new viable tissue masses. And, that courtesy of Roman Catholic Nancy Pelosi. Does the Catholic church have any guts at all? Why are Pelosi and our pro-abortion Catholic VP still allowed to call themselves Catholic? Take Communion?

STEP-CHILD

You are in

I am out,

Eternal truths

You choose to doubt.

I am out

Your are in,

You believe

There is no sin.

I confess

You will never

In like Flynn

No need endeavor.

I say, "Father"

You say, "Mother...

He's a goddess

Like no other!"

Bits of Latin

You've alotted

And chapels for

The Hindu dotted.

I need schools

For childrens' souls,

You won't part

With money rolls.

You pay priest

Indulgenced tithes

Not to speak

Of birthing writhes.

Of course you know

How wrong's abortion?

Though pills rot fruit

For your absorption.

But I am last

And you are first

Our new stepmother's

Child most cursed!