BLESSED ARE THE POORLord keep me
In detergent…
And not the
Expensive kind.
Keep me in clean
Underwear that
Doesn’t chafe
Or bind.
Keep my
Nice brown hair color
Always in
The store
And keep my size
Petite-obese
To get me
Through the door!
And one more thing
I’d like to ask
While writing down
This ditty…
About a million bucks
Dear Lord
‘Cause poverty
Is sh*tty!!

