Fr. Rodriguez - El Paso, TX

PADRE

PERPLEXES 

Rodriguez the Padre

Son of Our Madre

Spoke the Truth down in Texas.

 The Bishop got mad

For the sinners were sad

Because true priests can give them complexes. 

So the Bishop said, "No!

You'll just have to go -

You've no right to confuse confused sexes!" 

So he sent him away

For he knew he'd obey

But men of good-will made the nexus - 

Such Bishops expose

Their long growing nose

Like witches they try

To put hexes... 

But Christ knows which witch

Is digging his ditch -

A corpse in the deep heart of Texas!