GRAND ERRANTHOOD

CASH
COWS

“A less crunchy technique”
Oh, how humane
Like the Germans who gassed
So no one felt pain.

Marketable, intact
Commodities futures
A little blood spilled?
Sew her up with some sutures

And make sure you give her
That honeymoon stitch
To fulfill a man’s dream
As he uses her niche.

Then we’ll take her back
Clean her out before lunch
Harvest her gold
And our cow’s cache we won’t crunch.