"Ascension Thursday falls on May 1, 2008, and it will be celebrated on that day in the ecclesiastical provinces of Boston, Hartford, New York, Newark, Philadelphia, and the state of Nebraska.
In all other dioceses of the United States, the celebration of the Feast of the Ascension is transferred to the following Sunday, May 4, 2008.
Since Ascension is a holy day of obligation, if you are unsure which day your diocese..."
In all other dioceses of the United States, the celebration of the Feast of the Ascension is transferred to the following Sunday, May 4, 2008.
Since Ascension is a holy day of obligation, if you are unsure which day your diocese..."
...AND THE
PURSUIT
Ascension Thursday's Sunday.
Corpus Christi got the boot.
And this year, since it's Saturday,
All Saints' Day will be moot.
'Cause Saturday's by Sunday.
And Monday just won't scoot
And two days in a row for God
That's yielding too much fruit.
So if we play our cards right,
Let money trump all suits,
We'll end all militant Sundays
Obliging happy pursuits.
PURSUIT
Ascension Thursday's Sunday.
Corpus Christi got the boot.
And this year, since it's Saturday,
All Saints' Day will be moot.
'Cause Saturday's by Sunday.
And Monday just won't scoot
And two days in a row for God
That's yielding too much fruit.
So if we play our cards right,
Let money trump all suits,
We'll end all militant Sundays
Obliging happy pursuits.

