cultural Catholics

LITTLE

DEBBIE

HAD-A-LOT

Little Debbie

Had-a-lot.

Born to wealth,

She had-a-shot.

Just like other

County girls

Straight out west

Where means unfurls.

But the others,

Who reside,

In the land of

Laundry-Tide

Keep their silence,

Do it right.

County pillars

In our sight.

Are they diff'rent?

No, I'll tell.

They are next

In line for hell.

Little Debbie

Had-a-lot.

No finesse,

She went to pot.

Just like west,

Sterile, quiet,

Cirrhosis souls,

A sinful riot.

So kneel and pray

For Debbie's soul.

Get out of line

Where hell's the goal.

Confess your sins

Before Mass-High.

Remember Debbie

....there go I.

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