MAN'S BEST FRIEND
A man's best friend,
If you please,
Is not a dog
But cheddar cheese.
A cheese whose taste
Runs sharp or mellow,
Why, cheese with beer
Can help a fellow!
And make him look,
Like a handsome hunk,
When he passes some
To a girl that's drunk
In the local pub,
If truth be told,
When the girls get silly
Then cheese is gold.
Where drafts of beer
Make you look better
As she gulps them down
With a side of cheddar!
A man's best friend,
If you please,
Is not a dog
But cheddar cheese.
A cheese whose taste
Runs sharp or mellow,
Why, cheese with beer
Can help a fellow!
And make him look,
Like a handsome hunk,
When he passes some
To a girl that's drunk
In the local pub,
If truth be told,
When the girls get silly
Then cheese is gold.
Where drafts of beer
Make you look better
As she gulps them down
With a side of cheddar!
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