4th Century's latest Gossip!!

THEY

KNEW

UNDER

THE

SON

Have you heard

The latest word

Athanasius just got the boot

Liberius the Pope

Delivered the dope

To the desert he'll just have to scoot

While high on our perch

In our modern-day Church

We Arians have smells bells...the loot!

But one wonders why

They follow that guy

To a Mass on that narrow dry route.