ODE
TO
A
LITURGICAL
CALANDER
After Saint
Paddy's Day
Comes Cyril of
Jerusalem
Bishop Scholar
Doctor Saint
All pagans he'd
Bamboozle them.
And even Irish
Who today
Good Christians
Though they be
Know Cyril hears
Their sins confessed
For toasting
Trinity
'Cause Paddy's Day
Is for the Three
Three Persons in
The One
That Patrick
Showed with
Shamrock truth
Green's Father, Spirit, Son.
And though the Irish
Drink too much
Are often late
To Mass...
Our Mother Church
Gives calanders
With Saints to
Kick their *ss!
CALANDER
After Saint
Paddy's Day
Comes Cyril of
Jerusalem
Bishop Scholar
Doctor Saint
All pagans he'd
Bamboozle them.
And even Irish
Who today
Good Christians
Though they be
Know Cyril hears
Their sins confessed
For toasting
Trinity
'Cause Paddy's Day
Is for the Three
Three Persons in
The One
That Patrick
Showed with
Shamrock truth
Green's Father, Spirit, Son.
And though the Irish
Drink too much
Are often late
To Mass...
Our Mother Church
Gives calanders
With Saints to
Kick their *ss!
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